Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Holiday Is Over: The Post-Thanksgiving Blues

Today is the last day of the Thanksgiving holiday. By now, many of us tired eating turkey sandwiches, turkey leftovers, turkey soup and anything made out of, or that has the word, turkey in it. I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and that you didn't get sucked into the whole Black Friday thing and spend lots of money. But if you did, or are still feeling the pain of all those friggin' leftovers, here's a little bit of post-Thanksgiving humor to give you a smile.

Things you can only get away with saying on Thanksgiving Day

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Hope you enjoyed some of this offbeat humor. Tomorrow's a new day. Now get you butt back to work to pay for all those gifts that are going to get returned anyway because Velour isn't in you know!