Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Hilton Family Honors: Sex, Booze And Insanity. It's All In The Family!

You know, some crap just runs in the family. And it's been said that the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the skank! Just when you worry that the Hilton Family fun has ended because Paris is trying to clean up her act, her 18-year-old brother, Barron Hilton, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of drunken driving after a witness reported seeing a black Mercedes-Benz weaving on the Pacific Coast Highway, at times drifting into the oncoming lane. Deputies arrested Hilton after he pulled over and got out of the car and blew a blood-alcohol level of 0.14 percent. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent. Oh yeah, baby!

Hilton was carrying a fake driver's license and was also arrested for investigation of carrying a falsified state document. He had a female passenger in the vehicle who had apparently been driving earlier and might have been involved in an accident, the Sheriff's Department said. She was not identified but we're wondering if it was 16-year-old Skye Peters, the daughter of producer Jon Peters,whom Little Barron spent some time in a Bel Air hotel and got down to some shady business recently which may have even led to a possible call to the police. Christine Peters says that Barron and Skye (those are some "Passions" names if I've ever heard them) are good friends and police weren't called. Hmmm. Barron's been officially booked and was held on $5000 bail which he managed to pull out of his spare change pocket!

Ah those Hilton kids. Don't ya just love 'em. First it's Paris - now Barron. Dad must be so proud of his two wonderful well-mannered, well-groomed children. How in the hell can and eighteen and a sixteen year old check into a hotel room? I mean there some hotels, definitely not Hilton's, you could check into if you were, like, 12 and if you wanted to entertain a hooker and score some primo crack rock. But the Bel Air is a posh hotel. Couldn't he just VIP into one of his family's own? These rich kids are the new wave of brats that are probably gonna hit the Hollywood scene so fasten your seat belts people cause more screwed up kids are on their way. And just a little tip to Barron... Being holed up in a hotel room with a 16 years old is slightly illegal and may just possibly be what led to Jamie Lynne Spears' pregnancy. Hey dude, you got money. Make sure you get a raincoat!