Saturday, January 12, 2008

MGO: It Seems There's Nothing We Can't Talk About Anymore And Then Comes A Company To Solve Our Problem With It

At Discover Insanity, we ask the tough questions. And today, even though it may be uncomfortable, we've got to know. Have you ever asked yourself, "Why is it that no matter how much time and effort I put into washing my penis in the shower, I still get that awful whiff of a rancid smell throughout the day, or even right after a shower?" Well folks, your wait is over and don't worry, you are not alone. Finally, there is a solution. NodorO™ is a safe and effective medicated cream developed to specifically created to destroy and prevent MGO (Male Genital Odors) and it can be obtained online. Let's be honest, unpleasant smells are a turn off for anyone, and the last thing you want is for a fishy smell to be coming from your own penis. Sex can offer you some of the best and most intense moments in your life. But unpleasant odors can ruin your sex life and potentially your relationships. Now that NodorO™ is proudly manufactured in the United-States in compliance with the FDA’s GMP (Good Manufacturing Practice) regulations You too, will soon be able to say: "I SMELL PERFECT!". But the odds of you getting a chick like this picture: NADA!

President/CEO of Synerfied Healthcare and NodorO™ creator Dominic Adams recently launched his new product on January 4th, 2008. I was shocked the other night when NodorO™ was being discussed on the Late Show with David Letterman. According to Stern, this company is one of his Sirius radio show sponsors! In fact, he even gave a tube to Dave! In a press release, Adams says, "It is very much like a dream come true. This is the ultimate promotion scenario imaginable. Let's recap: Less than a week after the launch, Howard Stern goes on the Late Show with David Letterman, and introduces NodorO™ to the world. Oh, and by the way... He did it on his own. It doesn't get better than this!" says Adams with excitement.

But it comes with a warning or two. There is a possibility that it may damage latex condoms and diaphragms. The effectiveness of these contraceptives may consequently be reduced, so you should use alternative contraceptive precautions for at least 5 days after using this product. I think you may want to triple up on the rubber thing. And you also may be limited to getting a nooner in the front seat of your car because according to the manufacturer NodorO™ SHOULD NEVER BE INGESTED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. If you suspect that NodorO™ has been ingested, contact an emergency room or a poison control center. How would you explain that one to nurse Kratchett?

Having such problem is very embarrassing. This subject has been taboo for the longest time. Now that NodorO™ is available, and we know know it's OK to discuss MGO, it may rejuvenate many couple's sex lives. Or it may wending up geting you a screaming little brat or bit o' 'splainin' to do at a hospital. I just love marketing and the company's slogan. "Lose the odor, keep your lover. NodorO, get some™". I got a better one though. "Lose the scum, maybe you'll get some!" Let's see what slogans you can come up with!