Tuesday, June 19, 2007

How To Get Ahead In The Game Of Life: They're Called Boobs!

Boobs. What is it with boobs? How insane is it that breast implants are so popular in the world of cosmetic surgery? Heck, it seems that women always want to make them bigger...but we men never get to see the artwork (pun intended) or the "craftsmanship" of the surgeons work. Well, let me tell you this. Boobs are expensive. It is out of the price range for many women but now there is a website that helps women raise money for a boob job. That's right...women get to advertise for guys to pay for them. Totally random guys. So what is this all about and what is in it for the men? Well, read on my friends...

The new website MyFreeImplants.com is an online community. Through this website and their street team, they bring together two groups of people: Women that have a strong desire to enhance their physical appearance through cosmetic surgery and Benefactors, men and others who wish to help these women improve their self esteem and confidence through cosmetic surgery. Does this sound bizarre? It is, but it's real!

How does it work? for the women, they begin by setting up a personal profile listing such common things, attributes and personal goals as far as what cosmetic surgeries they desire. Along with their bio they can upload an unlimited number of pictures of themselves. These pictures are one of the key components towards achieving their goals. Once the profile is completed you are then ready to interact with the other members of the website by sending personal messages, chatting online 1-on-1, sending custom photos, selling personal items or gifts (like what?), and more...

For the benefactors (aka MEN), you have direct access to contact the many girls that are seeking help in achieving the physical appearance that they have long desired. Once you create an account you can choose to buy message credits in several denominations. When you use your credits to send messages to the ladies they earn credit towards their procedures. You can buy credits for as low as $1.20. In addition, you have the option to signup for a monthly membership that gives you 5 message credits per month along with unrestricted access to over 1000 ladies profiles.

In addition to the unrestricted access to all of the female profiles you can also help the ladies by sending a direct donation to her for her procedure, Purchase any personal products the ladies may have for sale (can you say "lap-dance?"), receive custom photos of your favorite girls (you may even request specific outfits) and more! Through these small contributions to the ladies, along with the global power of the Internet, the women of MyFreeImplants are able to reach their goals and purchase the cosmetic surgeries they want. And remember all you horny men out there... the best part is seeing the newly transformed ladies after the surgery when they return to the website to post pictures of the results. You can take pride in knowing that you helped her improve her self esteem and self image!

The website says that breasts aren't the only part of the female body that women wish to enhance. In addition to breast implants they offer buttock lifts (aka Brazillian Butt Implants). Just keep in mind the surgeries are paid for through the network of benefactor members in our community, and they ultimately decide on who gets the procedures they want first. They work with a variety of board certified doctors throughout the world. Different doctors perform different procedures. They carefully select doctors based on in-person interviews as well as reviewing their past work. You can use the doctor of your own choosing if you wish. They appear dedicated to making sure ladies get the end results they want.

Okay. I think I've seen it all. It's time for us men to band together and get a "get rid of my pot-belly" website. Now, a quick story related to boobs...

Woman's Topless Trot Pays 'Double-D' Big

A woman arrested for exposing her breasts has accepted a $29,000 settlement from the city of New York. Jill Coccaro, 27, was arrested on a topless stroll two years ago, despite a 1992 state appeals court ruling that concluded women should have the same right as men to take off their shirts. Coccaro, who now goes by the name Phoenix Feeley, remained in custody for 12 hours before she was told prosecutors were not going to pursue charges. She actually won a civil rights settlement from the city, which did not admit or deny wrongdoing.

"We hope the police learn a lesson and respect the rights of women to go topless," her attorney said. This lady claimed in an October lawsuit that a police officer yanked her out of a patrol car by her hair and police took her to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. She told the newspaper she had gone bare-breasted after running the 2004 city marathon without police bothering her. "I've always just felt that was something natural," Feeley said of going topless. "I've kind of always done it out of practicality."

It seems that to get ahead in life you gotta have boobs! I wonder if man-boobs count? Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong!