Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Big Brother Is Watching You!

When was the last time you got excited taking a pee?

Urinal cake technology has been pretty stagnant in recent years. However, apparently New Mexico has been pretty pissed (get it?) about how many of its citizens are drinking and driving. That’s where these new cutting-edge, state-of-the-art cakes come in. Even though most people know that by the time you think you hear your toilet talking to you, you’ve probably had enough to drink.

The Wizmark Interactive Urinal Communicator (Best. Name. Ever.), made by some company called Healthquest Technologies, is driving the point home. These people make urinal cakes that advertise everything from beer to condoms. Hey, if you're trying to get a guys attention (no pun intended) the best place to do it is when he's standing in a nice moth scented bathroom at some seedy establishment holding his life in his hands!

Well, New Mexico thinks that this technology can work for them. So, when you step up to that urinal, imagine your surprise when you hear this...“Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks?” a female voice says a few seconds after an approaching male sets off a motion sensor in the device. “It’s time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home.” Want to hear this for yourself, Click Here!

Big Brother sure has gotten out of hand (or should I say, in it?).