Thursday, June 7, 2007
Breaking News: Lindwood Has Frozen Over!
Does being a celebrity have its privlidges? Well, in breaking news, Wannabe Actress and Jailbait (pun intended) Paris Hilton was released from jail early this morning. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department called a hastily scheduled news conference early this morning outside the Century Regional Detention Facility to answer reporters’ questions about the famous inmate.
Hilton checked into the facility Sunday night to begin serving a more than three-week sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. The average time served for violating probation in California is 2.7 days. So this isn't out of the norm.
In the conference, officials stated After consultation with medical and jail personnel she will be "reassigned" to a community based custom monitoring program. She will be confined to her home for 40 days, her sentence will be 45 days under the supervision of the LA County Probation department. The range of the ankle bracelet she has on is said to be 3,000 feet - I wonder if she'll be able to leave her bedroom to take a pee! More to come!
Hilton checked into the facility Sunday night to begin serving a more than three-week sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. The average time served for violating probation in California is 2.7 days. So this isn't out of the norm.
In the conference, officials stated After consultation with medical and jail personnel she will be "reassigned" to a community based custom monitoring program. She will be confined to her home for 40 days, her sentence will be 45 days under the supervision of the LA County Probation department. The range of the ankle bracelet she has on is said to be 3,000 feet - I wonder if she'll be able to leave her bedroom to take a pee! More to come!