The USB Fridge

Check this one out. How freakin lazy can you be? Plug this USB mini fridge into your PC, and Brando says you'll have that drink chilled down to 47°F after five minutes. Plunk down your $33 and you get this tiny plastic refrigerator that's reminiscent of those old-fashioned Coke machines. Too bad there's not a Coca-Cola logo across the side, but then, that would mean big trouble for Brando.
While 47°F is not exactly ice cold, if this thing can cool down drinks that quickly, it might be good for a brewski or two. Five minutes? Heck yeah, I know people who can drink them that fast. Anyway, this little cooler would be perfect for that insecure, perpetually thirsty workmate of yours who walks around with a soda can as if it were a baby bottle. Seems like a pacifier would be easier and cheaper. Check out this fridge at Brando. This is a definite geek product but it's pretty darn cool!
Nosefrida The Ultimate Snot Sucker

Don't worry about it getting into your mouth though, because they assure us:
WITH THE FILTER IN PLACE, THE PARENT DOES NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE MUCOUS FROM THE CHILD. There is no risk of bacterial contamination, in other words, you will not get the cold your child has.

Uh huh. Sorry, but I don't care how damn good the filter is, I don't go anywhere near sick children (or well ones, for that matter.) The last thing I'm going to do is pull their creepy-crawlies directly toward my mouth.
kwikSynCh Your On-the-Road Battery Charger

Available from and manufactured by Malleable Devices Inc., you purchase "mTips" (i.e. connectors) to suit your particular devices. I am particularly impressed by the mTip's for my Blackberry phone that includes an in-line small adapter (i.e. "booster") to generate 6V from the 5V the USB port actually puts out. And it's only $15.00...minus the tips!
Yes, only 2 devices can be charged at once with the kwickSynch, but if you have a 120V-to-USB adapter (and the mTips work with any USB source), so I can do three at once. In a pinch, you connect the fastest-charging device (or least drained) as soon as you get to the hotel at night. Even if you don't end up with all items fully charged, you're still usually OK until my your meeting -- and you'll find that the colorful cable hanging off your USB port also makes a great conversation starter.
Cool Gloves Protect Those Fingers!

Available from Magid Glove and Safety, they are made of Spectra and Kevlar and, apparently, stainless steal that must be woven in, because if there is stainless steal you can't see or feel it. It just seems like Kevlar to me.
They are still certainly flexible enough to carve with. It allows enough movement/dexterity for me. None of what I do (slicing vegetables on a mandolin, using a cleaver or dealing with broken glass) demands a great deal of dexterity, but I'd say wearing these gloves is about the same as wearing winter Thinsulate gloves. And The weave is much tighter than with an expensive chain mail glove, so I think it could actually be more protective in terms of guarding against knife pokes. At $17.00 per glove it's a wee bit expensive but what's a finger worth?
TV-B-Gone Television Eliminator

When you press the button, TV-B-Gone takes slightly more than a minute to emit more than 200 popular shutdown codes, like trying every possible combination to open a safe. The instructions include a diatribe against television in general, as if using this product is not merely a prank, but a serious political act. Available from Amazon.com!
Hope you enjoyed some of these geeky and bizarre products! And don't worry, I'll have more of them for you to purchase for me as Christmas Gifts in the near future!